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"J.K. Rowling"



J.K. Rowling
loves to go bowling
except in a blizzard
with a grumpy pet lizard.


J.K. Rowling is the author of the Harry Potter stories and is one of the wealthiest private citizens in the United Kingdom, with a net worth of 1 billion dollars. She has not provided recent news about her grumpy pet lizard.


"Bertrand Russell"



Bertrand Russell
was caught wearing a bustle
but the scandal, we hear,
was his lacy brassiere.


Bertrand Russell is considered one of the founders of analytic philosophy. He was also a mathematician, historian, and social critic.