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"Wassily Kandinsky"




Wassily Kandinsky
was silly as could be,
lunched on paint until three
and then painted with brie.



Wassily Kandinsky was a painter, art theorist, and art teacher at the Bauhaus. He painted the first modern abstract works. His career began when he enrolled in art school in 1896 and continued until his death in 1944.


"President Ahmadinejad"



President Ahmadinejad
wandered into a synagogue
his reason was a strange admission
he'd never seen a circumcision.



Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is criticized for his disregard of human rights. His second-term election is disputed over accusations of electoral fraud.


"Britney Jean Spears"



Britney Jean Spears
loves all the cheers
with her arms posed akimbo
she's a world famous bimbo.



Britney Spears was a star of The New Mickey Mouse Club. She was lampooned in VH-1's production "Three Bimbos: The Musical,” in which Paris Hilton's, Lindsay Lohan's and her own most embarrassing moments were set to music.


"Gertrude Stein"



Gertrude Stein
Loved her wine
but she tended to smoke less
humping Alice B. Toklas



Gertrude Stein was an American writer who became a catalyst in the development of modern art and literature. Her relationship with her partner Alice B. Toklas is legendary. She wrote one of the first coming out stories ever published, containing perhaps the first use of the word "gay" in print as a reference to same-sex relationships.